The very thought of a delicious, beautifully served dessert makes us drool. They are sweet or spicy, sometimes ice-cold, other times very hot. The dessert you enjoy while lying on the couch and everything is dripping with water, is fundamentally different from the delicious dessert in a restaurant that you eat to the last bite, despite many protests that I can’t stand it anymore. But they all have one thing in common: they make us happy! If everyone ate more desserts, would the world be a better place? Or would we just all gain weight and die of diabetes? Either way, we need to find something small and sweet to eat, and meanwhile, you can check out the 15 most delicious tweets about desserts.
# 1: He started!
“Eat another batch of ice cream for dessert.”
“And stop talking to yourself.”
– Allen (@edwes) January 22, 2018
# 2: You’re parting up to winter break
Man: “If we get married, we can rent our favorite ice cream shop for dessert.”
I want so!”
– Pietzekatze (@FroileinPi) April 4, 2020
# 3: Jelly maybe?
I remember quite vividly how once I got an entry in my birth certificate and was kicked out of Catholic catechesis because I asked if there was dessert yesterday evening 🙄
– cash register (@ambrosianuss) April 2, 2021
# 4: Learn from the best
Everything I know about wage negotiations I learned from my five-year-old who wants more dessert.
– Cinnabrise (@Cinnabrise) 4 July 2019
# 5: You eat with your eyes
now treat yourself to a dessert from this device pic.twitter.com/aQTwq7YhFK
– Karl Fieß (light jacket) (@ _p1pp0) December 26, 2020
# 6: When the Ice Baby grows up
“Mom, because it’s so hot, I’m going to make dinner tonight. Strawberry ice cream and chocolate ice cream for dessert
– asha hedayati (@frauasha) June 17, 2021
# 7: Award for years of work
My son makes himself dessert, then hands me one of the two mixing sticks.
the moment when you know that you have done everything right in your upbringing
– Money (@__ money ____) March 6, 2022
# 8: “As long as you put your feet under my table, there will be fruit!”
I used to cook for my parents!
she asks after dinner
“May I have one more dessert?”
Me: “Just eat some fruit!”
I have been waiting for this moment for years
– firlefanz (@nnaFlurtheke) May 9, 2021
# 9: “IT DOESN’T SAY YOU CANNOT EAT!”
“I still need 1000 steps to reach my fitness goal for today.”
“Then go to the buffet 8 more times and get your dessert.”
(And she did.)
– Ms Krampsstocking (@DrKampfsstocking) August 15, 2021
# 10: The part where you find out that you are giving yourself something is missing
If you look back at Valentine’s Day, the couple have sex so wild that they first go to a restaurant, where they then pull little desserts out of his mouth, so he frantically spends the rest of the day exchanging all the nice gifts.
– Marie von den Benken (@Raindelfin) February 14, 2018
# 11: Someone needs very large dessert plates
Before dessert, the waiter asked us what our names were as we wanted the edge of the plate to be written with chocolate. In any case, I want to be addressed as Sheherezade Katharina Pocahontas Eisenhauer.
– Melli (@wanikenobi) April 22, 2019
# 12: Obviously, size does matter
“How do you want dessert?”
– Honey Suess (@honigsuess) October 10, 2017
# 13: So the priorities are clear
Yesterday with a friend of my ex-friends in a restaurant.
She wants to go to the toilet, leans over to her boyfriend, kisses him on the forehead and walks away.
10 minutes later my ex wants to go to the toilet
leans down to me and says:
“Don’t eat my dessert.”
– Schmagülzchen (@MissSchmaguelze) March 8, 2020
# 14: Corona makes you fat. Thanks RKI!
Me: “Would you like another dessert?”
Me: * with a deep voice * “Yes, please.”
– Stullen-Horst (@horstwalther) March 14, 2021
# 15: We’re talking about plums … uh … cookies, right?
[Familientreffen, beim Dessert]
“It tastes completely different at the bottom than at the top.”
“It often is.”
Three sons-in-law are laughing, dad pouting.
– Sch🆗ominza 🏡 (@Frl_Pfefferminz) December 26, 2018
How about entertainment while eating dessert?